the "body quote"

Yesterday I invented the "body quote." Well, maybe I didn't invent it, but I used it and decided that it should be defined and referred to as an even more effective way of conveying ideas than any invented so far. You see, the "body quote" includes much more than a usual "quote." I will explain.

A usual "quote" is a mere repeating of words and (among advanced parties) voice inflections. It is even sometimes accompanied by a simple hand gesture known as "quotes" which is formed by raising two fingers from each hand to about shoulder height and then slightly bending them while simultaneously dipping the arms about one inch. It is very useful for conveying what a famous, wise, or other-wise quotable person has said. I myself have collected many many such "quotes," which have, unfortunately lost all inflection since I had to write them down. Nonetheless, they are invaluable to me and I esteem them.

However, the "body quote" is a more advanced means of passing ideas. Perhaps you are aware that many things that are worth quoting are said person to person and almost unfailingly include some sort of body, hand, and/or facial gesture. Here we approach the brilliance of the "body quote." Only when a thought is conveyed as exactly as it was conceived can it truly be effective on its subsequent audiences. Be warned, though, the "body quote" is not to be attempted without proper preparation. Make sure your limbs are flexible and your face loose. Maybe practice in the mirror before your debut. Then, when you are ready, pull it out at the perfect moment and witness the supremacy of...the "body quote."


Here we see mister Trump expertly "body quoting" Uncle Sam's "We want YOU!" Slogan.