You might really be a mom if...
you've cried more in the past 2 weeks than in the past 20 years.
you talk to a little person in a high pitched voice at least 5 times a day.
a little boy has peed on you while you tried to change his diaper.
you find yourself wishing you could force another human to fall asleep.
it seems totally normal to have your breasts be used as food dispensing items.
your world has gone a little crazy, and you totally love it.
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